Pickles are bumpy,
Pickles are lumpy.
They are warty,
Not so shorty.
All the spice,
Scares the mice.
   Buy 'em
   Fry 'em
   Try 'em,
They're so good,
Puts you in a mood.
I love pickles
When they're thickles.
It just tickles!
They are yummy
For my tummy.
Oh, great,
I hate the pickles I just ate.

© 2009 Joseph Schneider